Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

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“Folded like a lawn chair”

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

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fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

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get off my lawn

saying refering for someone to get out of your business

man: so katie dumped you for man #3 because you didn't give her enough love?
man #2 yo bitch get off my lawn!

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Plow my lawn with your face

Another way to call someone a dirty hoe who likes to "bushwhack" several people.

"Bitch, you need to shut up and plow my lawn with your face before I donkey punch you!"

bitch get outta my lawn

What you say when a bitch nigga get on yo lawn and start rubbin his nipples and juggling fedoras with his feet

Bitch get outta my lawn, yo shit belongs in the kookoo bin, now go before I swing my rope and swing yo bitch ass to yemen. I ain't playin motherfucka!

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Get Off My Lawn

Get out of my space, Get Out of my bubble. To ask a person not to crowd you or to move from a place you were sitting or at prior to the persons encroachment. Get Off My Lawn Means Move Away!!

A person is in your seat "Hey Get Off My Lawn" A person is too close in a conversation "Dude Get off My Lawn"

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