reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"

"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

Or

After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.

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(leave me), in your mother

in your mother, is the short hebrew way to say "in the name of your mother" as emphasis to the claim made earlier

I really did not do it, in my mother!

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I take my leave

A polite way of dismissing oneself from a meeting, gathering, conversation, or any situation that you may need to be excused from.

I thank you for your generosity and understanding and with that, I take my leave.

Well, tonight was most wonderful but I'm afraid I must take my leave.

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Leave well enough alone

1.To leave something alone; to avoid attempts to correct, fix, or improve what is already sufficient.

I broke a playstation remote,maybe after when my cousin fixed it,but I broke it even worse,I couldn't leave well enough alone.

Leave me alone (girl)

Give me attention and love me!!!

“ Leave me alone (girl) “

*checks over shoulder and sees if your coming to hug her*

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leave me in your mother

Similar to above, but means more like:
For your mother's sake, just leave me alone or, I've had enough of it, I don't care

Moyshe: "Let's go watch the soccer game"
Yankel: "Leave me in your mother, last week the game sucked"

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Leave a little white

To voluntarily abstain from completely doing something completely;
as in throwing a cigarette butt away with some smokable white stick left.

"Hey, don't drink all my beer! Leave a little white, will ya?"

"Dont eat all the Trix, leave me a little white."

"Did the toilet completely flush?"
"Nah, I left a little... er... white."

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