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An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.
One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.
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1. A person that seems impossilbe to make friends with, but someone usually manages to.
2. a large american wildcat
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Dude, you're friends with Matt?
Yeah
That guy's a total mountain lion!
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Look, a mountain lion on that ridge!"
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a weak little lion that mascots(babysits) the penn state football team
The nittany lion held all the players hands as they prayed before there next loss.
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A lesbian cougar. An older woman that preys on younger women at bars and other prime locations in much the same way that cougars prey on younger men. Sea lion is derived from cougar as an aquatic homage to the large cat, namely because their diet consists of fish.
Did you see that sea lion that hit on Alexa? She was old enough to be her mom!
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(N.)
-a beautiful female
-one who makes others happy just by being in their presence
-has a possible scandalous side but only when it comes to cuddling after a long day or ligers
-the best possible thing you can befriend
-never seen without a lion at her side
-WILL attack ANYTHING or ANYONE with intentions of hurting her lion
look at that lion-cub and her lion, two most perfect things i've ever seen together!
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The Food Loin equivalent of mt. Dew. Generic but yummy and refreshing. Cheaper than the real thing!
I cant afford Mt.Dew...gimmie a Mountain Lion, Dude.
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A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.
“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”
“Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”
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