squeeze the lizard

Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate

Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard

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Lizard lips

Dry lips

Face lips

Not vagina lips

Your face lips are dry, you have lizard lips

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leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

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lot lizard

A gay man that cruises truck stops and goes from truck to truck to score a quick trucker trick.

Trucker: "Man, I hope there are some lot lizards out cruising when I pull in. I am boned up and need some attention."

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Lot Lizard

Dirty Truck Stop Hooker

That "L.L. Darnell" is such a lot lizard, she works highway 5 saturdays and sundays.

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lizard brain

The act of becoming so high that you act on only natural insticts.

"Mannnn I was tweaking after that first blunt but after the thirteenth I was lizard brain"

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dirty lizard

v. the act of using one's tongue to fellatio your partner's thoughts by rapidly gyrating your tongue and squinting your eyes.

girl: give me that dirty lizard baby...
guy: hssssssssssssss

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