the act of two wicked fine Mainers having sex
Last night there were two random people making lobster in my bed!
Dayummm we had made some good ass lobster last night.
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A blue lobster is the activity in which a girl will do nitrous and give head to a guy until she literally dies choking on his or her penis and then you take a picture.
I have a blue lobster on my hands, get the wood chipper.
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The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.
Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!
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An alcoholic shot; one part Razzamatazz, one part Crown Royal, sometimes has some Cranberry juice as well
(at a bar) "I'll have a Rock Lobster."
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A very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment.
Alli is a Lobster Claw!
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Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.
Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.
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April 21st, the day after 420, when you can do anything except steal things.
On Lobster Day, I went out and bought some seafood, because I have holiday spirit!!!
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