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Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”
Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!
Celebrated March 24th. The day where all things Mary are celebrated. Traditional Mary Day celebrations include (but are not limited too) gift exchanging, large amounts of sweets, balloons, signs, and an occasional party or two
March 24th 2011, Mary day is celebrated for its 2nd time
A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra
“That teacher is a total Mary Hoyt” - Student
Cruel, uncaring and a con artist, narcissict
Oh, you got scammed by a Mary DeKeyzer
Woman who queefs abnormally often. Usually when they are asleep. Also very stanky.
Mari, you STANK
CLOSE YOUR DAMN LEGS, MARI
Mari leave, just leave
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v. surpassing traffic by driving in the turn lane until you have reached your destination
There was so much traffic on the way to the beach, I had to start pulling a Mary.
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This girl iz THE most amazing person ever. She's so easy to love :)
She's uber friendly and can easily put a smile on anyone's face. She gots bewbs too ;). But you won't fall in love with her for that, cuz the best curve on her is her smile :).
She's the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and no matter how frustrated you can get with her, 5 secs later, you fall for her even harder =
I feel so sorry for the guys that can't have her, because she is Buhbuhh's ;)
A simple nickname for her, is Jeanne :P
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