mommy popper

A man into pregnant porn. A strange fetish, if you ask me, but there it is.

"Some guys are into boobs or arse, but my friend Gary's a mommy popper. He likes 'em big, curvy and ready to birth."

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Mommy Milkers

A popular term used among lesbians to refer to another woman's attractive nunga-nungas.

Katie- "Wow you have some massive Mommy milkers"
Julie- "aha thx"

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latina mommy

my wife

latina mommy is my wife ngl

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Portable Mommy

A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.

Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.

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On my mommy

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years

Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)

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Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.

He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.

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MOMMY MUNCHIES

Weird women / girl, I dont know what she is but she is a great friend. Actually retarded but sometimes makes up for it by making an excuse to piss. Literally 10 minutes into a movie and it will always be an, "I NEED TO FUCKING PISS." An actual pisswad but she is a really great friend. Not good to watch movies with. Never bring to an movie theather. (Trust me) Has a cousin that loves to make videos about his brother's room and attics. MOMMY MUNCHIES will always be an weird person and will always love to piss or make new excuses. But she is the true meaing of being an Weirdo.

I just pulled an MOMMY MUNCHIES, I went to piss after ten minutes into a movie. Hahahah

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