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A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.
Who's up for a little smoke mirrors aka mongs mugs and dishonesty.
Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z
Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?
- Oh yeah that just Will Mong
When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once
To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.
(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.
The most lovely and kind friend ever.
Erica monge is the best friend ever
If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"