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A machine where you can buy sodas.
I got a Coke from the soda machine.
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when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.
"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"
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One who enjoys having sex multiple times in a given period of time; Ryan Vishey.
Ryan Vishey is one hot, sex-machine!
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i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)
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A term used to describe those who are uncontrollable when it comes to hook ups. They hold no moral standards, and will give it up pretty easily. Often times they are found hooking up with a number of people in the same night.
Caitlin was such a green machine last night.
Amanda's hook ups last night made it clear that she is a green machine.
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When you fuck up and you can't take it back, when you make a horrible mistake but you can't go back and change it. With a time machine you go back in time and fix your mistakes. You can take back things you said or did that have created problems in your future or present time. You can travel back in time and change something you did that affects your future a lot. Without a time machine your just screwed over and stuck. There nothing you can do but suffer and hope everything will work out.
1.)When your "with" a guy but not technicaly dating yet and he ends up fucking with your feelings and screwing you over.telling you he likes you so much but can't go out with you but goes out with another girl the next week. lieing to you and making you cry. dreading every minute you wasted with him.wanting to die rather than hear him talk about this new grilfriend or see them together. with a time machine,you can go back in time and advoid meeting him and having feelings for him.
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A sizeable stash of pornography built up over several decades, enabling you to relive the experiences of people who masturbated in those times.
Will Ferrell: "I still hate you, but you've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags."
John C. Reilly: "Yeah, I got them from the '70's, '80's and '90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine."
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