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The last section of a bowel movement that refuses to pass, instead coming to rest just inside the anus.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
Jill: Who blocked the toilet with all this paper?
Ben: Sorry, I had a magic turtle.
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for when something out of this world has occured, in a postive way, also see epic
fred- "i won the game of basketball in the last 3 seconds from half court"
bill- "hans magic fo sho"
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the name given to one with the ability to play the drums like John "Bonzo" Bonham. The greatest rock drummer of all time. Another word for this status is "Bonzo Jr."
"Ladies and Gentleman, Josh "Magic Hands" Franx with...Moby Dick.
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Dwight Howard, Steve Francis, Grant Hill, Jameer Nelson, Hedo Turkoglu, Keyon Dooling. Future NBA Championship Winners.
Dwight Howard will lead the Orlando Magic to the NBA Finals.
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A relatively obscure mid sixties psychedelic rock band, which recorded only one album, featuring "It's A Happening" and "Let the Rain Be Me."
The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.
Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.
The magic mushrooms I listened to made me happy, but the ones I ate made me happier.
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A sexual act in which a person gives his or her partner AIDS
She spent the night and i totatly pulled The Magic Johnson on her sorry ass
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