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You better make the down right here, right now. I don't play that post-dated shit.
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... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
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used for sexual tension, to get attention, to be the type of person to like to be choked while kissing.
Luke: I don’t think that teacher likes me
Kenzie: Well, no one does 🤷🏼 ♀️
Luke: Shut up
Kenzie: Make me
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Someone who pretends to be bulimic for attention. Usually female.
Dude 1: I'm so tired of my girlfriend always puking in the sink and leaving bits of food for me to find.
Dude 2: Why is that girl always sick?
Dude 1: She isn't, man. She's just make-bulimic.
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When you pull up a seat in the vip room, reach into your burlap sack with a cent sign embossed on it, and proceed to hurl coins into the air.
Guy 1: Yo, I'm about to make it rain up in herre!
Guy 2: Don't be foolish! Make it hail! It's much more efficient! It keeps them on their heels!
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1. Not showering for atleast three days and then taking a bath that lasts for several hours.
2. Violent diarrhea.
"I've been drunk for the last 72 hours. If anyone needs me I'll be making stew and then making stew."
Doing a blowjob
Mark: Have you heard? Jessica was making dick at the party yesterday.
Jake: I knew I heard something!