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Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.

Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010


The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise

Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror

by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019


Whiteside maneuver

A “trick-fuckin” move. Essentially the missionary position.

What’s the matter with your back, did you hurt it using the Whiteside maneuver?

by drgonzo12345 November 16, 2018


Vasquez maneuver

When your bed partner is sleeping like an angel, you simply start rubbing there genitalia to wake them up. This process usually starts around 6 am and continues off and on till 9:15 am on Weekends mornings Created by R. Vasquez

Becky I was laying in bed this weekend and he kept doing that Vasque maneuver on me interrupting my delicate sleep. I’d fall back to sleep and here comes the Vasquez maneuver

by Mdhddd November 11, 2018


The hover maneuver

Circle the nipple twice with index finger and press in on the nipple

“Do the hover maneuver on me

by The Weeb Scientist February 10, 2022


Holda maneuver

A term describing the effort of a buyer to bully or harass a seller online into selling an item below listing amount. Similar term Gaslighting. The buyer threatening to leave a seller negative feedback because the buyer didn’t get their way. A buyer placing a order on eBay and claiming it wasn’t delivered. A buyer leaving a false review that puts the seller on the defensive. Being a terrible buyer.

eBay seller 1- I had a buyer pull the Holda Maneuver on me.

eBay seller 2- ‘What happened?

eBay seller 1- Well the first time dealt with this buyer I had no problems but once I refused his offer on another item he started harassing me thru my inbox and eventually left me a negative review claiming I was calling him names and causing drama. I simply refused his offer.

by PGPDO219 October 9, 2022


Slingshot maneuver

Used to describe a scenario where you have to slow down or go backwards (pull back) before you can rocket forward (accelerate out of the slignshot). This could be a scenario in life, in business, etc.

Also often used to as an excuse if things are going poorly / failing.

Mike swears firing the team before finding replacements is a surefire slingshot maneuver, but I think he's incompetent and full of shit.

by hickory_ham_mike January 13, 2022