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Two people that love each other without being forced into one.
Look those two men are married and are happy together, thats a traditional marriage.
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How a man might describe his marriage if on a quest to sleep around.
Oh, its more of a quasi-marriage than anything.
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A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".
"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."
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When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.
I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...
I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!
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A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"
Person 2: "No. What happened?"
Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"
Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"
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Republicans and Democrats having anal sex together!
Clinton and Bush are fuckin eachother!!
I think those two fags are in the same coven or something.
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A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.
Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.
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