massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

Massive Rookie

The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud

James Waud is a Massive Rookie

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

Massive fool

Kieran Hartle is the biggest fool you’ll ever meet

he’s a massive fool

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me