Meat bangle

When attempting to insert your fist into a woman's vagina, the point at which the vagina walls are closed tightly around your hand/wrist. A similar sensation to putting on a tight bangle, but lacking the warm, wet meaty-ness.

I was fisting this bird earlier, it was like trying to put on a meat bangle.

room meat

Wasting oxygen sitting in a meeting where one's presence serves no purpose.

Me: Frank, why are you here?
Frank: I was invited
Me: So why are you here? Are you room meat?
Me: Are you planning on contributing?
Frank: .... moooo
Me: cunt

Meat Bus

Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"

Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"

Baby Meat

the meat of a child

I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!

56👍 10👎

meat tag

Tattoo that military personal (infantry mostly) get on the ribcage that says the persons name or other identity. Used because even if a body is burned beyond recognition, tattoos can still be seen.

Tom just got out of boot camp and got his meat tag before he ships out to Iraq.

46👍 8👎

beat meat

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

342👍 86👎

meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.

I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.

29👍 4👎