When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"
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a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans
John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!
The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.
Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.
gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer
Nathan Melon
innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general
"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."
When someone says or does something so stupid you have no way to Describe it
Why have you done that for ya big melon.