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Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023


Coco melon

Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.

Stop shitting in the sink hulio!

No shitting in the sink is coco melon!

by Rambo jambo May 17, 2022


Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021


crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 7, 2008


stupid ass melon

another term for cocomelon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon

by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021


Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package

"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"

by BbopDinosaurRoar August 3, 2024


melon seeds

innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general

"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."

by anonbandit January 2, 2022