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The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.
Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!
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Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.
Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti
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A guy with a little dick.
Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.
Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.
Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...
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At least two, but theoretically unlimited numbers of Mexicans banging each other. This is statistically most likely to be a single Mexican man and a single Mexican woman just ravishing each other doggie style or in a passionate missionary. But, it might include several people who might be all women, all men, or various combinations of the two, with or without some TG/TS, in many positions, many of which seem like a bit of work, actually.. However, it's generally a happy affair that is often followed by a joint and potentially a snack. It's a stereotype to say that snack would be a taco, but if available, hell yes that would be a taco.
I'm not entirely sure how the Google search algorithm works, but there is a big difference between searching for fucking mexicans versus mexicans fucking, and I am not sure why.
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fucking a girl from behind as you hold her legs up and she walks around the room on her hands.
Katy is such a mexican wheelbarrow. She can haul several loads at once.
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Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.
If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!
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An acne-filled stream sniper featured in the Ice Poseidon show on YouTube.
Mexican Andy is a pizza-faced leech.
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