Breast Milk

Milk produced by a woman following childbirth. It is lower in fat than cow's milk and is sweeter due to its high lactose content. Its flow is stimulated by the hormone oxytocin from the pituitary gland, and by suckling. It is said that any young woman will begin to produce milk if suckled persistently over many days or weeks. Many men and women enjoy the delicate taste of breast milk. The act of giving and taking it for some is a uniquely intimate bond of love. Breast milk contains antibodies which help protect the infant. It has been used as a disinfectant and applied to wounds, stings, and bites to aid healing.

Human breast milk can be stored in a sealed container in a refrigerator at -4 C for up to 72 hours. Alternatively, it can be stored frozen in suitable containers at -20 C for up to 6 months.

Pooled human milk has been used successfully to make a very soft crumbly cheese although not on a commercial scale. This may change since sheep or goats could, in theory, have their genetic code altered to produce milk with the same chemical composition as human milk. Breast milk has been used by a few chefs who wish astonish their customers, or more likely, to gain publicity.

Breast milk is commonly known as mother's milk. The widespread use of wet nurses both now and in the past makes this a bit of an old wives tale.

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Milk Antlers

When a male climaxes in a female's hair.

I gave that girl milk antlers.

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gorilla milk

A mixture of milk and Allen's Coffee Brandy. Considered by many to be the state drink of Maine. Also know as a Sombrero, the Champagne of Maine, and Fat Ass in a Glass. Called Gorilla Milk because chronic abusers have been know to do some really stupid things.

"They found Ole Joe buck nekid and frozen to death on top of the water tower. Just goes to show what that Gorilla Milk will do to you."

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gooch milk

when one does not shower for a long period of time and their gooch sweats alot producing a creamy and moist substance

hey Zach i haven't showered today and i just worked out, smell my gooch milk.

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Money Milking

The act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation.

"Continuing The Office after Michael Scott left? Ugh, total money milking" - The internet
Star Trek animated series, Rocky 4...

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Milked Dry

Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.

John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'

Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'

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Supple Milk

Supple milk is the rarest of all milks. It is found in the supple breast of young women. It is highly sought after by most young men. It is also a real treat to taste. Any guy who can say he has sipped milk straight from the supple teat is a lucky man.

Lachie: "So did you get any action last night?"
James: "Yeah I copped a breastfeeding"
Charlie: "Supple Milk!"

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