minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red

That woman has a crimson minge

pippie minge

A woman who acts posh but isnt

Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!

ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

Ya Ming

means "you know what i mean","understand".
pronounced "yaw-meng"

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?

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Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

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minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

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