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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022


xiu ming

Sweetest girl ever

Wow, you know Xiu Ming? She’s amazing

by cutie pie 26 November 13, 2017


crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red

That woman has a crimson minge

by hollyupa August 16, 2017


ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

by kerb stealer February 6, 2011


Ya Ming

means "you know what i mean","understand".
pronounced "yaw-meng"

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?

by dat one dude October 25, 2006

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

by Cockdriller March 2, 2010

51πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie February 1, 2008

41πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž