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Having aggressive anal sex with a damn fine 300lbs betty, pulling your corn-shit covered penis out of her ass and fat folds, and then whipping her in the face with it (still covered in poo) several thousand times.
Hey bro, I Mississippi Corn Dogged your mom last night!
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When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.
The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.
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A dog that continually hunches one's leg.
Mister, I can't get any yard work done if you don't chain up that Mississippi leg hound.
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when a person takes a huge shit and stops up the toilet at the local McDonald s and the next person takes a shit in the same toilet .
bobby ran in the mcdonalds to take a shit but too his surprise he ran into a Mississippi log jam
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(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.
“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”
When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
When you take a dump in someone's purse and then you beat them with it. You can work with a friend to double the load.
I pulled a Mississippi trout line with her Michael Kors