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n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.
Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.
When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.
Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.
A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good
Me:On my mommy
My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline
Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
Someone who looks like a certain movie actor and has immense history involving them. They are… something
Oh hey it’s Mommy aya
Oh it’s ayanna