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When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.
Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle
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Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.
Dude-"Can you help me doc?"
Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"
Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."
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When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of
I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”
When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
When two people are having sex, the man pulls out of his partner and while the bottom is stunned awaiting for ejaculation the top urinates on the terrified victim.
Jon: yo dude so I was chillin with Janet last night right?
Xavier: yea?
Jon: I totally pulled a Montana storm drain on her last night big cat
Xavier: dude no fucking way!!! Did you like major soak her?
Jon: yea dude bitch looked like an Oscar she was so yellow
Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.
The ladies went over to B-dog’s place last night to be his Montana Bedroom Slippers.
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This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.
Derek gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home
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