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A reverse mormon is a salacious, well-endowed woman who collects husbands like a grandmother bargain-hunting at a yard sale.
Celeste really tailored her team of suitors to her liking. She's a real maverick for reverse mormon bachelorettes everywhere.
1. The time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. Could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.
2. A great excuse for being late.
Boss: "John why are you late for work?"
John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."
Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"
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A man who share’s an office with 2 or women and is considered both of their office husbands.
Rick shares an office with Kelly and Jessica and is both of their Office Husbands. He is a total Office Mormon.
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the kind of mormons you're likely to find in Utah. usually will not follow the teachings of the church, but will spread hatred towards non-mormons as well as those who don't conform to their own personal ideology. are generally not pleasant to be around for anyone who isn't another "utah mormon". the kind of person to throw a neighborhood barbeque and only invite fellow church members, rather than their non-lds neighbors. if you've had a bad experience with a mormon, it was probably a utah mormon.
ex 1: when she suggested i wasn't "temple worthy" just because i dyed my hair, i knew she was a utah mormon
ex 2: listen here, you utah mormon, we're supposed to be make friends with people outside of the church, not just preach to them!
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a sex mormon is a very sexual mormon, they are quite homophobic and usually drive toyota highlanders, they have sexual intercourse quite frequently, dailey even
it’s one of the two major group (the gays are the other)
“my friend hayley is a sex mormon”
“omg can i become one?”
“hit her up!”
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The Greatest fantasy epic ever told.
"Is there gonna be a sequel to the Book of Mormon?"
"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."
"As if it's not already."
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masturbating into your contralateral hand and throwing the semen at a buddy. popularized by mormon boys on missions.
After a long day of bicycling, Brad relaxed while throwing a mormon snowball at a fellow missionary.
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