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A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.
Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
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Fourth full length album of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Following the death of former guitarist Hillel Slovak, the album marks the debut of guitarist John Frusciante and drummer Chad Smith. Known for being the start of the groups commercial success, it features a variety of songs ranging from the funk laden riffs of "Subway to Venus" to the firey goodness that is "Punk Rock Classic".
There isn't a bad song on Mother's Milk.
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term used to describe the extent of one's pain.
ever drop an iron on your foot? dang, that hurts like a mother bitch!
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a comparitive expression meaning: extremely or very.
the subject is compared to a mother fucker.
can be used to emphasize any adjective.
commonly using these forms:
"(adjective + er) than a mother fucker"
or
"(adjective) as a mother fucker"
colder than a mother fucker = extremely cold
hot as a mother fucker = extremely hot
add the following (adj + er) words to the blank to get a feel for the versatility of this expression:
_______ than a mother fucker.
dumber, stupider, smarter, cooler, worse, smellier, harder, sillier, faster, slower, louder, funnier, duller, uglier, spicier, sharper, more boring...
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highly important; used as a basis to compare the importance of something to life as we know it; the best in its class
when used in conjunction with "your" can be a dergoatory slam used to indicate your sexual relations with somones mother while still serving as a basis for a positive comparison
This is some good damn Ketel and 'cran it's like your mothers milk!
This new 3 Meg T1 is gonna be mothers milk.
This is some great lemonade Mr. Jones it's like your mothers milk.
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Satin, the evil one, aunt flow, or just a sick cruel being who gives us woman cramps and pms and periods so she can watch us suffer for her entertainment and who magically doesnt get a paeriod of her own
girl 1: you know who i hate?
girl 2: who?
girl 1: Mother nature we suffer for her entertainment
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