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The woodsball branch of the big three paintball places in Virginia. They have 14 fields and over 70 acres of land. Most well known for their Normandy Big game they also have Santa Vs Grinch for Christmas, Human Vs Zombie for Halloween, and they also have the Vietnam game. All and all it's cheap but it's really fun, but if you go bring clothes you don't care about because their is 100% chance you will get dirty.
If you want Speedball in Virginia go to Pev's .
If you want Scenario fields go to Skyline Drive.
If you want Woodsball go to Hogback Mountain baby!
(n.) Used primarily with waking up. Generally, it is a girl with a unshaven pussy or beaver that has let it grow a little too much and thusly become a small mountain of pubic hair. Should be used with the adjective of color describing the girl's hair.
Coleman: Hey Vince, I didn't see you last night, what happened I thought you were my ride from the party?
Vince: Ahh Coleman man, I'm really sorry i woke up this morning in Brown Bush Mountain.
Coleman: Sara or Rachel?
Vince: Sara, man!
Coleman: ...I Understand completely...On a side note though...NICEEEEEEEEE
Vince: I KNOW RIGHT?
(High Five)
A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar
Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.
Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.
Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.
I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.
We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.
When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant
He is a mountain dushbag