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The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad
Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
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Like backseat driving , telling somewhere what to do and how to do it while on the computer. Can be very annoying.
Chris: And you're gonna click over there, then-No no no! Click right there!!
Paul: Man, stop backseat mousing me, I know what to do.
Lindsay: John is so controlling!
Bill: We all know it, whenever I'm on the computer, he backseat mouses me all the time, he needs to chill!
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A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!
Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!
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It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.
Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!
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When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.
My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.
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When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man's head is mickey mouse's.
"Damn you got some big titties girl! Come over here, put them on my head and give me a Mickey Mouse
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1.the guy that wanted to divorce minnie mouse for cheating on him.
2. a cool mouse.
1. judge-"im sorry but u cant divorce minnie mouse because shes crazy."
micky-"i didnt say she way crazy, i said she was fucking goofy."
2. micky mouse can be cool, most the time gay, but cool.
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