Mud trumpet

When a girl is licking your ass and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with ass air making it look like she is playing your ass trumpet

This girl was licking my ass and I had a huge burrito for lunch and I thought it would be a great opportunity to give her a mud trumpet so I just ripped a fart in her mouth - she looked like a jazz musican playing my mud trumpet

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Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

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Mud Gutter

A poop smeared ass crack. Usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. May also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.

I started to go down on my girl last night until I discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. Then I got the hell out of there.

Or

Man, I shouldn't have pushed so hard with that last fart. Now I got a mud gutter!

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mud cunt

It is another name for a chix ass

I fucked her in the mud cunt.

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mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

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Old Mud

Slang term for the greatest cheap light beer in the history of the World. Old Milwaukee Light.

Lets pick up some Old Mud for tonight and get wasted.

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Mud possum

A maximum prestige light-skin

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum

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