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1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.
2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1
"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"
A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.
He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.
I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.
1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.
2. a delicious muffin.
1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin
A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.
Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!
Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"
An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.