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1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.
2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1
"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"
1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.
2. a delicious muffin.
1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin
A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.
Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!
Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?
Yeah man they were delicious!
Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"
An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.