function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

Muffin Juggler

1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.

2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.

"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1

"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2

Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.

Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!

muffin squat

When a woman "Teabags"

Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"

Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.

Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"

Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

muffin plug

a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.

I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.