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oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot
mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa
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A condom
I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet
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"She was oozing slut mustard."
"That slut mustard smelled like a summer's breeze."
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When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard
When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.
Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.
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The clear liquid that dribbles out before the mustard when you squeeze the bottle. This usually happens when the mustard sits for a long period of time.
Gross, I just got mustard pre-cum on my sandwich.
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Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".
We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??