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When someone or a dieter comes and eats your ass, or does any various unwanted sexual acts.
Omg Sophia, don't dete dete my ass i'll stop talking!
1π 1π
After someone eats you say this to indicate ones love twords the food
βThat bacon looks Delicous Alex, yum eata my ass?β
2π 1π
Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)
Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.
716π 188π
After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.
30π 4π
When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"
"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"
"WTF??"
"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
44π 7π
Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.
Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.
42π 9π
What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.
Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
im not in the washing machine yet
10π 27π