Deal, Kent

Deal, Kent, is a small seaside town in Kent, England.

Previously, before about 2018, the town was fairly unknown with the only places people visited were the town's football and rugby grounds and the pier. The town used to be cheap and made for the working and middle class locals until a rise in upper class Londoner's, knows to the locals as DFL's, bought holiday homes in the area. This dramatically increased the property value in the town making locals unable to buy themselves homes. Due to the gentrification, Deal's high street is now just up market restaurants, gift shops and cafes. Apart from the supermarkets, the only places that survived the horrible gentrification were Poundland, Lynda's and the factory shop.

Deal, Kent, is a small seaside town in Kent, England.

Person 1: Yo, we should go to deal
Person 2: Are you crazy? It is a Saturday, the place will be teeming with DFLs.

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The meal deal

If someone says the meal deal to you or shouts it just know that person is talking about a supreme human that will run you down if you chat to him and buys reduced sandwhiches in its meal deal

Man: THE MEAL DEAL
MAN 2: OHHH YEEE THE MEAL DEAL
Girl: what’s the meal deal

Both men: do not speak of his name...

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666 Deal

666 Deal from Quick Check
6 Days
6 Bottles 'o' Swizz Juice
6 Dollars

"Yo, how you gonna pay $1.39 for a bottle of Swizz when you can just get the 666 Deal. You a dumb motherfuckin' chip."

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Seal-the-deal

assassinate

The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.

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That's the Good Deal

getting even with someone who has down you wrong, screwing over an establishment or management.

Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?

Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.

Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.

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landing the deal

to finish engaging in sex

"Before we landed the deal he ran out on me."

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Seal the deal

verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.

Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!

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