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The best people in the world - including my friends & me. They listen to the Best Music, read the Best Books, wear the Right Clothes, vote for the Right Party and always have the Best Intentions.
Emos of the world, unite!!!!!!!!!
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some loser kids who think its cool to act like their life is so horrible.And then they cry about it and slit their wrists.And whats even more incredible their is a whole style of dress(tight faggy clothes) that came out of this whole queer ass emotionally charged group of music fans.If you are a man and You like emo you may as well go cry to your mom because no one else wants to here it,
I'm gonna trample that emo fag in the mosh
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People who obviously have nothing to do but defend themselves on ramdom websites against people who make dumb jokes at their expense. Seriously, get a life( see the irony?). It's ridiculous how much you feel you need to defend your "lifestyle". If the jokes aren't true then why be offended??
Stupid emo people who have nothing better to do than whine about how their sooooo misunderstood.
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This Is Your Fucking Guide To Be Emo.
First Off, Dye Your Hair Black, An Extra Color Would Be Best, If Not, Black, Plain Black, Yeah.
If Your A d00d, Go Get Yourself Some Girls Skinny Jeans, Tightest Fit. You Can Suck It It, You Don't Eat In Front Of People!
Converse Is Necessary.
Don't Smile Often.
Nail Polish Is A Plus.
Bracelets, And Fingerless Gloves Are A Plus.
NO HOLLISTER ; AMERICAN EAGLE; AEROPOSTALE. or any of that preppy shit.
Shop At Hot Topic; Spencers; And FYE. It'll get you far.
OH, And EYELINER. A Boatload of Eyeliner, Don't Leave The House Without It. Never. Never Ever Ever.
KAY! Now you need the additude.
Have A Myspace, Make Sure It's Not Very Colorful.
Take ALOT Of Pictures. Quote All Your Favorite Emo Bands.
So make sure you listen to emo bands, like My Chemical Romance, Escape The Fate, Hawthorne Heights, And The Used. Without Good Taste In Music, You'll Be Called A Fake.
Only hang out with other Emos. Its like, a rule.
HAIRFLIP!!!!!! Most Iportant/Fun Thing You Need To Do, Flip Ya Hair! (But make sure it still covers one eye!)
Skateboarding is a plus.
So is playing guitar, bass, or the drums.
Use Smileys Like, :3, ^-^, xD
Don't do good in school either, You can skip and be all mysterious.
If Someone Asks You Whats Wrong, Answer "Everything"
Never Explain Yourself.
Act Miserable.
Oh, And MOSH, like a fucking PRO.
Your All Set, You Little Emo.
Emo Kid #1: OMFG Are You Giong To The MCR Concert?!
Emo Kid #2: HELLL YYEAAHH! i'm ready to mosh like theres no tomorrow!
Emo Kid #1: Me Toooo! xD
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whiner that everyone hates.
often mutilates self
has no balls.
small penis
gay hairstyles
listens to gay bands like themselves.
Omar: i am going to beat that emo kid's ass.
Alex: theres no need. see? he has a shotgun in his mouth, the faggot...
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Quite possibly the most ridiculous concept ever concocted (emo shouldn't even be classified as a music genre, as "emo" doesn't actually exist).
Definition: A genre of music that was constructed under the pretense that "Pop Punk" (Pop punk being a complete paradox) was not faggy enough. Suburban teenagers who wanted to be "different" by crying and looking exactly like everyone they cry and hang out with (i.e. dyed black hair, jeans so tight that your tiny balls actually retract into the cavern from whence they dropped, the ever present "non conformist" Converse all star, piercings, scarves and anything purchased at a "Hot Topic" store), needed something else to cry about instead of their upper middle class "depression".
QUOTE: "I was soooo distraught yesterday... My dad wouldn't buy me tickets to the Dashboard Confessional show and I was so depressed I slit my wrists... Well, not all the way, I just wanted to show my parents that I don't want to live but I don't really want to die, I just want attention. That's why I wear this scarf in the summer and these black framed glasses even though I don't even need them to see. Anyway, I got blood on my new super tight girl jeans that I just bought and that depressed me even more? I was in such a dark brooding mood that I sat in my room and wrote poems about how hard my life is. Then my brother told me emo is for fags and pussies who don't know who they are then left with his girlfriend. What an asshole, he doesn't know how hard life is."
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