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semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020


Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 April 25, 2018


matzo-nacho

A snack food created when you are either out of tostados or it is Passover whereby a matzoh cracker is used instead of the chips and covered with cheese and jalapenos.

"Wow-that looks good. What is it?" Jane asked.
"It's a matzo-nacho. My Mom cleared the house for Passover yesterday and this is all we have." replied Rachel.
"Hmmm - I think I'd make one of those even if it wasn't Passover." said Jane.

by bingo lingo January 22, 2010


Reverse Nacho Supreme

Something you must ask CmanBrine to know about.

"Dam bro I'm boutta ask cman what a reverse nacho supreme is"

by That Bald Kid March 31, 2021


Mozzarella Nacho

A Mozzarella Nacho is when you vigorously cum in a bag of nachos.

I am going to give you a Mozzarella Nacho

by Mozzarella Nacho August 14, 2014


Meli y Nacho

The best couple you'll find, they are very powerful and adorables

Desearía que Meli y Nacho me adoptasen

by y Nacío November 22, 2021


Nacho Kid

Your step child

Nacho kid, nacho problem

by Okiekobie September 14, 2022