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when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals
John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?
Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed
1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.
A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!
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A male that is in color while everyone else is in black and white; like HD Flat Screen TV compared to a 1950's Black and White TV... A male that doesn't wear fake smiles or fakes it until he makes it...
Damn, he and the girl sitting next to him don't even like each other but the anointed speaker chose them to get married... But he expressed his disdane about the whole thing in front of the whole church and caused an argument with the girl that equally disapproved. No smiles or fakery until it was done; he must be a Natural Male
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A smooth mutha-fucker.
That fuckin Natural joe just left the club with
3 fine ladies.
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A nickname for a particular brand of beer (Natural Ice) that is cheap and taste disgusting.
Man 1: Hey you got any beer?
Man 2: Yeah I got some Natural Ice.
Man 1: That shit is cheap and nasty, don't you mean Natural Ass?
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Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.
John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.
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