Pussy Soup

When a female gets extremely aroused her vagina becomes very wet making a soup and her vagina then acts like a bowl for the soup.

Recommeded Serving Suggestions:

1) Keep legs elevated until time to serve so the soup stays warms and does not spill out.
2) When ready to eat lower legs and dig in!

Jim: Did you get with Julie last night?

Bob: Hell yeah dude her pussy soup was so amazing I had to have seconds!

Jim: Sweet, I might have to try a bowl of her tasty pussy soup!

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Jacuzzi Soup

The Jacuzzi water after being contaminated from various bodily fluids, after an act of intimacy has been performed inside a hot tub.

"Hot tub looks a bit grim today, got all that Jacuzzi Soup stuck to the edges after last night"

soup cups

When you work in a kitchen with awesome coworkers so you all take shots, usually of cinnamon whiskey, out of soup cups to help alleviate stress or boredom.

SOUP CUPS!!!!

Swick Soup

Soup for Daddy Swick Family

Me is really craving some Swick Soup

Suicide Soup

Suicide Soup:
-Bleach
-Tide Pods
-2 blenders
-One toaster
-A bathtub
-A noose
-a cup
First start with making a noose. Hang the noose in the bathtub. Get your bleach, Tide pods, toaster and two blenders. Put the bleach and Tide pods into the tub. Attach the blenders to your wrist. Get into the tub and put the noose around your neck. After slouching down in the tub with the noose around your neck take a cup, fill it with bleach and a single Tide Pod. Drink the cup of bleach and eat the Tide pod. Then drop the toaster at the same time as starting the blenders. The noose will steep you like a tea bag into the tub while everything mixes together creating the soup.

I'm making Suicide Soup.

Gut Soup

(N) Gut Soup is the most vile form of diarrhea, preceded by churning, cramping, and gurgling of the gastrointesinal tract. The initial discharge may likely be solid, followed by extremely thin, broth-like spray and a mixture of sludge and remaining solids. Extremely violent gas production propels this liquid/solid projectile. This particular form often has a strong, vomitous odor, due to the rapidity with which newly ingested food races from stomach to rectum, retaining much of the bile smell from acids vital to digestion.

Joe 1: are you ok? you look like that guy in Aliens right before his chest burst open!
Joe 2: Good guess! I just ate at the DFAC, and now I have a violent batch of Gut Soup brewing!
Joe 1: you better hurry...hope it doesn't turn into Piss Butt

CRACK SOUP

RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES

WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP