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When a female gets extremely aroused her vagina becomes very wet making a soup and her vagina then acts like a bowl for the soup.
Recommeded Serving Suggestions:
1) Keep legs elevated until time to serve so the soup stays warms and does not spill out.
2) When ready to eat lower legs and dig in!
Jim: Did you get with Julie last night?
Bob: Hell yeah dude her pussy soup was so amazing I had to have seconds!
Jim: Sweet, I might have to try a bowl of her tasty pussy soup!
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(N) Gut Soup is the most vile form of diarrhea, preceded by churning, cramping, and gurgling of the gastrointesinal tract. The initial discharge may likely be solid, followed by extremely thin, broth-like spray and a mixture of sludge and remaining solids. Extremely violent gas production propels this liquid/solid projectile. This particular form often has a strong, vomitous odor, due to the rapidity with which newly ingested food races from stomach to rectum, retaining much of the bile smell from acids vital to digestion.
Joe 1: are you ok? you look like that guy in Aliens right before his chest burst open!
Joe 2: Good guess! I just ate at the DFAC, and now I have a violent batch of Gut Soup brewing!
Joe 1: you better hurry...hope it doesn't turn into Piss Butt
The Jacuzzi water after being contaminated from various bodily fluids, after an act of intimacy has been performed inside a hot tub.
"Hot tub looks a bit grim today, got all that Jacuzzi Soup stuck to the edges after last night"
When you work in a kitchen with awesome coworkers so you all take shots, usually of cinnamon whiskey, out of soup cups to help alleviate stress or boredom.
SOUP CUPS!!!!
RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES
WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP
When too many people get in a tiny hot tub and the water turns milky white.
That hot tub looks like chowder soup.