a stupid short girl that’s loud and think she’s rock solid
You don’t wanna meet a summer wiltshire
In the summer months when weather is warmer, penises tend to grow additional length due to weather patterns. This effect also increases due to consumption of alcohol as well as beautiful scenery.
Dude, it was so humid out last night; my summer cock was almost flowing out of my shorts!
The suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and I would like to bang her.
Gary: "I saw Sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice."
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy
Somebody who,during summer is always complaining about how shit their summer is,and how bored they are,they always talk about how much they want to go back to school and how theyve got nothing to do.
Max:hows your summer going?
Dean:Shit,ive got nothing to do.
Dean Burns is a summer emo :L
Attempting to pack in as much as possible (chilling, partying, etc) into the summer before the school year starts. Usually occurs near the end of summer.
Joe: Dang man, only 2 weeks before we have to head back.
Jamie: Then we're just in time for some summer cramming.
Bob: Let's go live it up.
When the heat of summer and the passion of your loins compels you to release your inhibitions to men of African descent.
Chadwick is engaging in a dark summer, the only men he has been sleeping with have their origins in Africa.