Milk Antlers

When a male climaxes in a female's hair.

I gave that girl milk antlers.

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gorilla milk

A mixture of milk and Allen's Coffee Brandy. Considered by many to be the state drink of Maine. Also know as a Sombrero, the Champagne of Maine, and Fat Ass in a Glass. Called Gorilla Milk because chronic abusers have been know to do some really stupid things.

"They found Ole Joe buck nekid and frozen to death on top of the water tower. Just goes to show what that Gorilla Milk will do to you."

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Money Milking

The act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation.

"Continuing The Office after Michael Scott left? Ugh, total money milking" - The internet
Star Trek animated series, Rocky 4...

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gooch milk

when one does not shower for a long period of time and their gooch sweats alot producing a creamy and moist substance

hey Zach i haven't showered today and i just worked out, smell my gooch milk.

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Milked Dry

Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.

John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'

Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'

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milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

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Supple Milk

Supple milk is the rarest of all milks. It is found in the supple breast of young women. It is highly sought after by most young men. It is also a real treat to taste. Any guy who can say he has sipped milk straight from the supple teat is a lucky man.

Lachie: "So did you get any action last night?"
James: "Yeah I copped a breastfeeding"
Charlie: "Supple Milk!"

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