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Nolan

He is mixed race, with pretty hair. He is passionate, outgoing, sociable, and intelligent. He is emotionally intelligent as well as book-smart. He has dumb moments, though <3. Not good with grammar, witty. Passionate about wars, especially world war II. history is his subject. He is passionate about his friends and is somewhat of a people-pleaser. He loves making people laugh, especially people he respects. He cares what everyone thinks of him, and is nice to everyone. He values intelligence and emotional connections. He is physically quite buff and cares about his body. Everyone likes him. When he walks in, you feel it. Liked by men and women. He is the leader of the pack. A wolf. A Capricorn. He wears black and chains. He loves sports and baseball. A romantic, though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves romance. Will ask you to dance. Has a constant smirk on his face. Cute dimples. Everyone who meets him is charmed.

But what everyone likes about him so much is that he's a kind person. He's nice to everyone, despite his good looks and hypnotic charisma. He draws you in. He is witty. He laughs a lot and smiles a lot. When he looks in your eyes, it feels like he's looking through you. He doesn't look away. He is strong. He is cute and knows how to make me laugh.

Omg, that guy that just smiled at me is such a Nolan. I feel like my heart is melting.

He is so cute and funny, he must be a Nolan. :)

I want a boyfriend like Nolan.

by rosewater69 April 3, 2022


Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023


Rollin like Nolan

The state of being similar to excessively cheesing; a very desirable action.

Dude! He’s Rollin like Nolan off!

by user1122334455 May 29, 2022


Nolan Hartke

This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.

Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.

by Gaylibtard November 30, 2018


Cian nolan

A big fucking Goliath who is commonly known as the local pedo. He usually sniffs farts and lives bog cock

That guy is such a Cian nolan

by Sus.,imposter92 September 6, 2021


Nolan Quigley

My best friend Nolan he is

Nolan Quigley my best friend

by July 26, 2022


Nolaning

Someone who fakes being dead for attention.

I know he can hear me, he’s just nolaning.

by Boof Master March 19, 2022