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A sexual position in which a guy fucks a girl so hard in the ass it she throws up as if she had gotten a roundhouse kick to the stomach, then proceeds to eat it.
I hear Sally got an Up Chuck Norris from Steve last night, guess she likes it rough huh?
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The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...
Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.
Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.
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Godly, Unstoppable, Amazing, Incredible, Extreme, Strong, Insanely Awesome, The Most Ultimate Ninja/Fighter In The World! Just About Every Word In The Entire Dictionary Is Describing Chuck Norris.
"Like lawl did you hear those Chuck Norris jokes?"
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1: A very strong man he is said to be god himself
2: A threat
Guy no. 1: im goin to kick yo ass
Guy no. 2: Im going to chuck norris yo ass
Guy no.1 : *runs away*
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The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.
Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"
-Chuck Norris
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Line used in dodgeball. Used to describe someone who just ruined your day. Often bugly or uses Nautalis regularly.
Note: This is not a scene Deffinition
Jill--Jessie You look fucking fat today
Jessie--FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS!
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When this legendary man awakes, the world is gonna end. History predicted the year 2000, which was in fact true, but he only awoke to go in the bathroom. Now Norris gave us a few more years until he is finish reading his new Total Gym ad in the Bathroom.
"Chuck Norris just finished reading his ad"! cried Paul. Laura responded"we have only a few more weeks before he unlocks the bathroom door!
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