the fuck if i know

when someone is asking you a question that you dont know

G-"hey what happened with sarah?"

K-"the fuck if i know"

G-"well then..."

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jah know star

a phrase used in response to something pitiful or pathetic

“yo my cat just died,”
“jah know star”
“Bob looks like a foot!”
“jah know starrr!”

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I don’t know

A response my dad HATES hearing and claims I’m talking back when I use it

Dad: how do you do this?
Me: I don’t know
Dad: DONT TALK BACK TO ME CUZ BLA BLA BLA

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you know the drill

you know what is going to happen next...

you are able to reach a conclusion about what comes next

he decided to kill K... and you know the drill

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You Know (Yuno)

A word standing for an exclamation, or a response to something that you like. Usually said with emphasis on the word "you". (Can also be spelt 'Yuno')

The use of this word originated in the small North Carolina town of Garner.

1. "Did you see that new Chappelles show last night?"
"YOU know!"
2. "Yes, I just got an A on this test! YOU know!"

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You know why.

An exaggerated statement usually following a junk punch; including a gesture of an angry pointing of the finger and an evil eye.

*Knock on door*
*Douchebag answers*
DB: ..You!
*Junk puncher punches junk*
DB falls to his knees: WHY?!
JP: You know why.

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I know right?

This statement is used by dumbfucks to agree with something. Little do they know, they are asking the other person if they know. Whenever someone uses this idiotic phrase on me, I reply, "Why are you asking me?"

I love beer.

I know right?

How am I supposed to know if you know? Dumbass.

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