swag

Swag is the semen from when two men have anal sex and the 'bottom', who's receiving the sperm from the other, keeps the semen (swag) inside him before showering. If someone says they have 'swag' they mean they've recently engaged in homosexual activities, still have the swag in their rectum and haven't yet showered.

Guy 1: I have so much swag.
Guy 2: No-one wants to know.

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swag

A word that a ton of weird ass peopleuse when they're trying to be cool but really means Secretely We Are Gay. Th term swag was used in the 1960s in america by gay people who would secretly meet but almost everyone who says it is a dumbass that has no clue wtf it really means

Friend: SWAG!
Me: OMG! I had no clue u were gay!

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Swag

Game that you don't have to spit. You just have it and everybody loves it.

"Damn girl you got swag!"
"Thanks!"
"You know what swag is right?"
"Yea... It's like having game but you don't have to try as hard."
"Yea you got it."

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Swag

Eating Frosted Cheerios and watching Jerry Springer.

#swagswagswagswag

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swag

Secretly Wanting Anal Gratification

Bill the Metro thought he got a compliment when his boys said "Bill you are SWAG!"

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swag

A kid who always comes in the clutch and knows how to dress. Has to have a nice watch and of course several pairs of shoes. Someone who has swag will have several friends who think they have it also when they really have none at all. Swag out.

Man, you see that Ryan kid? He's got some serious swag.

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Swag

The ultimate level of cool related goodies. Somtimes sprinkled with unicorns and honey, the top of the pops. Driving a Ford Focus ST with mods, and banging crazy dubstep inside adds to your swag. Sometimes one can gain or lose swag points. Gingers lose alot, and dj's win the most

OH my word, that DJ has some swag
Wow, that car is a swag mobile
That dubstep song is dripping with swag

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