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The product of the belief in a certain urban legend: that having sex in a hot tub makes it impossible for you to become pregnant.
If an individual is unintelligent enough to believe this, they deserve to be unexpectedly pregnant. However, this just means that the population of stupidity will grow, due to stupid people having tons of babies.
It is supposed that a child stemming from this type of conception will be born to ridiculous parents and grow up to be completely lame itself.
1. "What a stupid thing to say! You are such a hot tub baby!"
2. "omg, typos galore, I feel like such a hot tub baby."
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When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.
"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."
"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."
When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it. They also may suck each others dick's.
It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub and suck a dudes dick.
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when a woman get up under the running water in the bathtub and allow the water pressure to do it's job on her clitoris
I was so horny and did not have any toys, so I used the bath tub trick to make me cum hard.
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put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub
I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.
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A sexual maneuver where a man is boning a woman doggy style, pulls out, and then cums in her butthole, then the girl relaxes creating an air pocket, causing the cum to bubble in her butthole, which resembles a hot tub.
Man this bitch never saw it coming, she thought I was gonna superman that ho, but instead I gave her the old sneaky hot tub!
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When the midsection of a girl has developed a layer of fat.
"That chick has put on a couple pounds, see that tub in da belly?"
"I sure do love me a girl with some tub in da belly."
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