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An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.
John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.
Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.
I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.
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An annoyance that frequent urbandictionary.com editors may commonly encounter. When someone defines a name followed by another word or phrase a myriad of times. It's an act that no-life dumbasses do because of severe nearly fatal boredom. It's something thats extremely annoying to avid Urban Dictionary editors and all those caught participating in this act should be caught, temporarily incarcerated, and then immediately beheaded. And no, I'm not being cute.
Kris dannon - a great drink
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew
and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"
ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy
repeat name definition
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You just did you fucking idiot
You: type this definition up
Me: you just did you fucking idiot
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a prison sex slave
The pants below the ass are for easy access for the master of said sex slave.
Turn of the baseball cap to the right or left means you are a pitcher or cacher during said gay sextual acts.
Sorry thats the truth if you don't like it pull up your pants fix your hat and stop acting like a punk.
punk (the true definition) is the pedofile in prision.
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the definition of humans/homosapiens on the urban dictionary
omg this is the best definition ever
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Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."
The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.
Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.
Me: Fuck You!
Cop: Put your hands behind your back.
Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
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