gooch nuggets

dingleberries attached to the hairs on ones gooch.

Damn, I need to shower cuz I got mad gooch nuggets.

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stink nuggets

chunks of shit that stick to your ass hairs. mainly if you have a hairy ass.

if you dont wipe good, shit will stick

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nugget fighting

A pair of heads and torsos, fighting each other with pillows. Nuggetness may be achieved by hiding all available limbs inside a sweatshirt. Fighting can occur once pillows are gripped by the teeth, and swung violently. Vocalizations of sounds, such as "dee dee dee" and "yayyyyyyyyyyy" add to the fun.

Marisa: yo how bout some nugget fighting?
kristen: deee dee deeee

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fuck nugget

A stupid, fucking, useless dumbass.

"Don't be a fuck nugget!"

"That guy is such a fuck nugget!"

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Thunder Nugget

When you force a silver dollar size turd out of your bung hole that takes your breath away, and hits the water with a deep impact sound. Thus creating a few beads of sweat on your forehead, and causing the water to splash back directly into your butt hole.

This can also cause your feet to fall asleep while on the toilet.

I cant get off the toilet just yet. That Thunder Nugget caused my feet to go numb.

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dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

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goof nugget

Affectionate term for someone who has a habit of doing silly (and oftentimes, stupid) things.

See also, nut bunny.

Mom painted Dad's car pink just to get a rise out of him. She's such a goof nugget!

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