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The girlfriend, wife, i.e. partner you live with. sarcastic for loved woman in your home.
Kelly: What time do I pick you up E?
Eric: Darlin I love it when you act like such an Ol' bitch
Kelly: I love that your an inside dawg has a face like an Italian woman's vag.
Eric: I knew it, you muffy luvin wanna be.
Kelly: I'm not a lesbian fartlick
Eric: Make me a sandwich woman, and tell the computer man he can't fix shit, it still doesn't say he's a chode for not just talking to us both about it. Muffy called and said it's time for your close-up, and I'm the man. The 9/10's of the law is, I'm loving you the right way.
Kelly: Got me on that one.
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when a transgender person dates the gender they were born as without the other persons knowledge
yea I was going out with this "girl" when "she" pulled "The ol' switcheroo"
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A nickname for Darth Vader from the Star Wars saga.
Does anyone know where I could get an 'Ole Buckethead mask and costume?
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When someone (a troll) messes up your day by stopping you as your about to do something awesome. Like Gary Oak, from the original Pokemon Red & Blue games.
Pokemon = Real Life
1 pkmn, and it's health is red = you need to pee
half pokemon are poisoned = you need to vomit
half pokemon are lower leveled = you need to go NOW.
Gary Oak comes out as you're at the exit of the cave and challenges you to a battle.
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That really annoying person who you dont like, but are nice to anyways, comes out as you're about to leave this totally boring place and guilt-trips you into staying.
Yeah, that guy just pulled the ol' Gary.
Has anyone got Pokemon Black and White yet?
Girl: Awww man!
Guy: What???
Girl: N just pulled the ol' Gary on me. :C
Girl: Wow, I should be leaving now....
Annoying guy who likes girl: Oh!! Why?! :C
Girl: Well, uhh.....I have to....go pick up some groceries!
Annoying guy who likes girl: But the store's several miles away and you cant drive yet. :/
Girl:..............haaaa I was just testing...you! (oh gosh...he just pulled the ol' Gary...)
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Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard
To cum
Guy 1: "Yo I just did the ol' pelvic sneeze"
Guy 2: "STOP TELLING ME THIS SHIT"
Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.
He caught the feels a little too fast, so I had to give him the ol' beep boop
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