Basically it’s suburban Nd broke teachers mixed w pedo gym coaches, and petty bitches, annoying ass searches w k9 dogs at least once a month so it’s just ass.
Oak grove middle school example:
Boy- can I get ur snap
Girl- no I’m talking to someone
Boy- lmk when u done messin w that lame
Boy- literally j stalks you and snaps you 25/8
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a school of fake people and liars who are about as real as Barbie
Wow that girl is so fake she must go to live oak high in Watson!
Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
hooking up with someone from oak park & river forest high school, fenwick, and trinity during your high school years.
i’m so close to completing the holy trinity oak park!
Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.
Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.
a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit
“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”
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Let's be honest, if you go here you're one of three things:
- A sped
- A pothead
- Anti-social
White Oaks Secondary School is the most boring highschool in Oakville. That's saying a lot.
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