Going Phelps

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.

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go outside

"Go outside" (commonly paired with 'and touch the grass' or 'and pick up a football') is a phrase that's used against a person when they're defending, promoting or doing something that's illogical, weird, or immoral. The phrase itself suggests that the person in question is closeted or dissociated from reality and that they need to *go outside* and step away from the internet in order to realize that what they're fighting for/doing isn't a big deal, is gross, or just completely stupid.

I think that we, despite political or moral standings, can all agree that some people really, REALLY, need to go outside.

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going through it

feeling sad

"I'm really going through it. Literally everything is hitting me at once. I don't think I can handle It anymore!" said Nadine

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go direct

Derived from the Dictator of Brittany, France, it means to turn up, rage, or party all night and go direct to morning obligation.

1: I have to take it easy tonight, I have an early flight in the morning.
2: Ah no it is okay, you will just go direct!

smoke and go

When people at a party act very nice just to get a hit of weed, and then when the blunt is finished they leave the party without chipping in or saying bye

"Yo, did you see those 2 bitches do the old smoke and go? i thought they wanted to make-out but the fooled me"

'Going for a Bath'

Going for a bath = going for a wank.

Used as an excuse, for example, 'going for a bath' at suspicious times of night.

going the growl

When you eat out a vagina.

All my mates have nick-named me Tiger Woods cos I'm always going the growl on your mom.