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A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.
"Who even is Rope Man?"
"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
"you gotta mean what you meme and, meme what you meme"
- Josh
1996-2046
A Josh is likely to say something like this.
Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish
"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"
A fine young man ! Very loving and attractive. Won’t cross you . He definitely will tell you how it is . Don’t cross him though . If you push him far enough he will fuck you up ! His eyes you will admire he treats girls with the upmost respect and loves hanging out with the boys . Very private person but once you get to know him , there is no turning back .
“Did you see that Josh guy , “Yes he’s amazing !”